bike lane walkers

Tough riding today. Hard wind is blowing against me; in addition to that water and dirt is all around and the passing cars throw it all in the air in a form of tiny drips. On the bike lane I encountered some obstacles. First there was a car turning and not watching and second there were a couple of guys standing in the middle of the lane and having an afternoon chat. So, instantly I came up with a master plan of fighting those lane-walkers. Give 'em a booty slap (but be gentle), they might remember it the next time they encounter themselves walking on a bike lane and step aside. It is March already but the day ends with a blizzard.[01.03.13]